-Was there a good or incredulous question mark at the end of that question?
-Oh, very good. Besides, the heavy lifting is behind us.
-We’ve laid that cornerstone of truth.
-Pounded that sucker into place.
-Besides, it’d be such a waste of time and effort if you left.
I shouldn’t be allowed on Tumblr. Stupid things happen.
(Like me seeing this post and going insane)
Favorite Celebs | Maya Rudolph
"I don’t think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls."